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cannibalchicken:

pendulum-north:

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

pink-boobs:

tootkin-art:

mousegirlheart:

slimegirl gf who gets you to carry her around in a water cooler jug when she’s too sleepy to keep her shape and walk

I love this idea, so I draw her a goblin girlfriend carrying her around :

ALT

tintinintibet:

rockdistributor100:

relelvance:

saplesssapphic:

okay you know that one game you’d play on the playground with friends where one person was designated as the “watcher” and everyone had to move around when the watcher wasn’t looking, and freeze if they were? and if the watcher caught you moving you were out of the game?

what do you call this game???

night at the museum

statues in the garden

ghost in the graveyard

other (explain in tags)

i do not know this game/see results

please rb for sample size 💔💔

cryptotheism:

Renaissance monk attempting to describe a game of Tekken 7: “I saw before me a great precipice, upon which would take place a battle between two great spirits, each flanked by banners of xanthous color which unfurled to that of blood when the spirits were struck. On the left was a demon in the shape of a bear, which stood upon its haunches in the posture of a man. On the right, an angel in the shape strong man with the head of a great cat. I watched as the spirits wrestled and struck each other with strength unlike that of mortal men. It was a terrible vision. I shall recuse myself to fast for a fortnite (he spells it that way) lest I am plagued with further dreams. ”

speedlimit15:

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

jareckiworld:

Walter Grab (1927-1989) — Haremiade [mixed media on board, 1978]